Sneaky Snippets From Life
2016-12-20 17:30:17 Zhangjiajie Tourism Information Website
A Special Package for Businessmen
An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.
All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?”
New SIM to surprise her husband
Woman buys a new SIM Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
“Hello Darling.”
The husband responds in a low tone:
“Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the kitchen.
Cool message by a wife
Dear Mother-in-law,
“Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I’m living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement”
Throwing knives at wife’s picture
Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her “Hi, what are you doing?”
His honest reply, “MISSING YOU.”
Habit of talking in sleep
A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Natural disasters just happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around & no one teaches a man how to choose a wife.
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Your husband needs rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
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Zhangjiajie package service for family self-help tourism5D 4N $0.00¥0.00
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3N4D Zhangjiajie mountaintop staying for highlight sunrise tour4D 3N $241.74¥1580.00
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4D3N Family tour to ZJJ avatar park-Grand cayon-Glass bridge-Tianmenshan4D 3N $302.94¥1980.00
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3N4D Group tour for Zhangjiajie rock climbing tour in avatar park4D 3N $0.00¥0.00
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